Backyard intruder

So i dont know if you've ever heard that singer Charice sing the Beyonce song 'Listen', the girl eats the song up and spits it out, she has an amazing voice. So anyhow i had just heard it and i was in the kitchen in my underwear looking for the secret of the universe/something to eat and decided that it would be fun to sing the song i just heard for my cat who was laying down watching me. I decided to sing it with a really strong Asian accent (im obsessed with accents especially Asian ones) so i was trying to sing the song LOUD just like Charice does (if she was dead she'd be rolling in her grave). After "singing" for a few minutes, sometimes singing the same line over and over to "perfect" the accent suddenly i notice there is a man in my backyard!! I had the window open and the blinds up like i was in some private nudist camp apparently.

So i don't know what mortified me more, the fact that this man heard me singing a Beyonce song loudly in an Asian accent, the fact that i was in my underwear looking like i just birthed a water buffalo one hour before the singing started or the fact that he was so comfortable in my backyard it looked like he might be starting a barbeque at any moment. I had to go out and confront him and try to be all though and be like "what are you doing on my property"? and he was like "i was cutting through" and i was like "i dont want you coming through here again" in as low a voice as i could muster. The whole thing made me think of two roosters all puffed up and scratching the dirt trying to be the toughest one. Meanwhile as this was all going on all i could hear was me singing in my "Asian voice" in the back of my mind. Is it bad that i was kinda hoping he'd be like "damn you've got an amazing voice"? and then i would have been like ok you can cut through here but watch the car!