Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Facebook

As I click on the Facebook bookmark and wait with anticipation for the page to load in my minds eye I visualize myself taking the lid off of a shoebox in the middle of an empty room and once the lid has come off all that's inside the box is a bunch of sleeping crickets.

Dream Job

Is it bad that some of my friends send me job links to locker room attendant positions cause I've been heard saying that my dream job is to be a locker room attendant?